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20 Easy steps to cook your Christmas Turkey

by on Dec.24, 2010, under Personal

  1. Go and buy a turkey.
  2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon).
  3. Put turkey in the oven.
  4. Take another two drinks of whisky.
  5. Set the degree at 180 ovens.
  6. Take three more whiskies of drink.
  7. Turn oven the on.
  8. Take four whisks of drinky.
  9. Turk the bastey.
  10. Whisky another bottle of get.
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
  12. Glass yourself a pour of whisky.
  13. Bake the whisky for four hours.
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.
  17. Turk the carvey.
  18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.
  19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Merry Christmas Everyone!


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